Me in cartoon form! Gotta keep a little anonimity, right?

So the title might be a little bit odd, but I just had to toss in something a little bit flashy to pull your attention away from “All Things Agenda.”  Now that I have succeeded, I shall proceed with my original task of boring you to sleep with some rambling about why you should care who I am!

Now, away from the internet, my name is Jesse, but most every other cyber-where I inhabit, I’m Gunneh or Inferno.  Now, there are two little things that you should know about me just from those two usernames:

1. I am not a Gunnery Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps.  This particular name stems from my fanboyishness for Stephen King’s Dark Tower series and, somehow, managed to get shortened and bastardised to what it is now.
2. I am not of the homosexual orientation.  I know I shouldn’t have to worry about any misinterpretations from the general crowd of people that peruse this fine establishment of a website, but my past history with surfing some of the lesser eloquent sites on the interwebz has led me to state my sexual orientation just to ward off any “flaming homosexual” comment attempts.  This is just standard protocol, I assure you.
3. That last notation was supposed to be humorous, just so you know

Now, as I said before. my name is Jesse and I’m a Taurus. I like long walks on the beach, romantic comedies and- Not buying it, huh? I couldn’t resist making the “long walks on the beach” joke. Anyway, I guess you could say that I’m Agenda’s Chief Advisor on All Things Funny, or if you’d rather go with the laymen’s term, I’m his funny man.  We’ve worked on several projects before this one and I’ve always been the one that is specifically brought in to make people laugh.

Basically, I like to make people laugh: Whether it’s WITH me or AT me doesn’t matter, just so long as you’re smiling.

I’ve got friends all over the world and the differences in U.S. English and European English has caused my spelling to take a drastic turn towards the latter (See: “Glamour,” “realise,” “colour,” et. al) so if it seems like I typo repeatedly…actually…there’s a chance that it may actually be a typo, but…

I’m full of useless information, which has come in handy a total of one time when I was the captain of the Rotary Round Robin team in high school. It does, however, make watching Jeopardy a little bit more tolerable.

I’m a total nerd when it comes to things like books, movies, music and comics, and I’m really not afraid to admit that. Actually, one of my biggest dreams would have to be writing my own comic book and getting it published, even if it’s only a small-scale thing.   And before the question comes up – If it ever does, I mean – my favorite superhero is, of course, Spiderman, and my favorite villain is the Joker.

One of most favorite things to do in my spare time is to browse through YouTube to find some funny and original content that I can share with people, which is something that I hope to do while I’m working with this blog.  Some of my favorite YouTubers as of now are Philip DeFranco (sxephil), Hank and John Gree (vlogbrothers) and Craig Benzine (wheezywaiter).  Make sure to check out my posts for new videos from other great channels!

Anyway, I think I’ve got some of you snoring by now, so I’m gonna leave you guys with two YouTube videos from two different channels, both of which have caught my attention in one way or another!  One will make you think and the other will make you dance, so there’s a little bit of fun in here, at least